Day 18 - Sea Day - King Neptune
It appears King Neptune is more than sea lore. On Sunday we received a strange advisory that the ship would be boarded. On Christmas day, while crossing the equator, Captain Nilsen performed an even stranger evasive maneuver obviously to deter any boarding attempts. All seemed well until today when King Neptune appeared and held court.
A pollywog, tadpole, scamp and TikTok influencer were found on ship. Rather than being forced to walk the plank, each were cleansed of their evil ways. The process began with each kissing the fish followed by an ice water bath. The four scoundrels were successfully cleansed and released. All is now back to normal and we are proceeding south.



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